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Monday, December 12, 2011

Fun in Fujiyoshida

Disclaimer: Not all of the aforementioned fun was had in Fujiyoshida, some fun was had in Otsuki. Now that we have addressed the elephant in the room. I am going to share my quick trip to Fujiyoshida this last weekend. We had a big get-together in Otsuki with a bunch of the ALTs in the prefecture. 
 Quite a sight...this is the town of Tsuru as seen at 60mph. I told my sister that I would take pictures if I could of the city she was in when she lived in Japan...I tried. 
 Look familiar?
 How about this? I will take a better trip to Tsuru sometime and take real pictures. 
 Approaching Mt. Fuji
 We had the party in a big room at some restaurant in Otsuki (which is a place you should have no reference for other than that is where the Pub Quiz took place).
 Clearly, people are enjoying themselves.
 The party was 'nomihodai' which basically means all-you-can-drink. Paired with Karaoke, it set the foundation for an exciting night. 
 Only the classiest of foods for the partying foreigners...cheese doodles and potato logs. I did make frysauce, which no one else really understood. Heathens. 
 Also, pasta! You can see the bottle of beer in the picture, I myself drank nearly 2 full liters of Coke...I know...crazy. 
 People just meandered around chatting and getting progressively less understandable. 
They served okonomiyaki, which you may remember is like a Japanese waffle pancake with fish flakes on top. It was not delicious.  
 I am wearing a hat that makes it look like I have traditional Kimono-style fancy geisha hair. Standing next to me is Erik who lives about 200 yards from where I teach. He is featured heavily in the following videos. 
For some reason, this strikes me as so stereotypical of an all-you-can-drink party. I think they were trying to be the Rockettes.
Once the Karaoke had begun.
A good time is being had by all, but a REALLY good time is being had by some. The girl at the end is my Irish friend Karen.
Erik again. Japanese people consider it rude to eat, drink, talk on a cell phone or be otherwise disruptive on a train. Naturally, a bunch of inebriated Gaijin breaks all of those rules. Erik is wearing the fancy hair hat, and has a toy gun he was pointing around. You may ask yourself, what was the topic of conversation? Oddly, it was a tirade by the only British member of our group directed at Egyptology. Evidently they fail to recognize the conquering of the Romans and the impact it had civilization-ally...blah blah blah. 
Japan had a full lunar eclipse right as we were coming out of the first party. It was really cool to see...as I point the camera skyward, you can see a little bit of light that represents the lunar eclipse. Naturally, I had more than a few people singing the popular tune by Bonnie Tyler, "Total Eclipse of the Heart." I must say this about the eclipse, it was far better to watch than any stereotypical, pseudo-abusive movie saga about vampires.
 After we regrouped in Fujiyoshida (where we were staying the night) and getting some McDonalds for fuel, we went to the Big Box Karaoke to lay down some sweet tunes. We got there at about 1:15 and signed up for 2 hours of Karaoke. In retrospect, that might have been a mistake. You can see that we booked the party room. They understate the party. 
 I took this picture because I think it helps to describe how this place smelled. It smelled like a motel that you find on the side of the interstate. The kind where you ask for a no-smoking room, but it still smells like stale smoke. It also has a touch of sadness and neglect that made me immediately think of the motel chains in the U.S.
This video skips and lingers in the wrong places, but it was dark in there. Everyone started out very energetically, but more than half of them ended up passing out/sleeping through the best ballads. I sang some Queen, Billy Joel and Spice Girls. 
 After going to bed at 3:45 and waking up at 7:30, I snapped this picture from my friends apartment. You can see Fuji-Q Highlands in the distance up against the mountains. We drove by it on the way in and on the way out. It looks like the most fun place in the world. Hands down. They have a bunch of world record breaking rides, but the wait during the summer can be up to 4 hours for each one. I am putting my ear to the ground to find out when the best time is to visit. 
 This is not a picture of a post, look past it to the mountains and such, that is the point. 
 I just think this is the coolest thing ever. If you stand in the living room, this is your view. Such a cool mountain.
 I took two pictures, this one has 70% more angelic presence. 
 For lunch, we went to a burger place. I was skeptical, but evidently it is run by some Japanese people who spent a lot of time in Canada (this made me more skeptical). 
 Evidently there was a Japanese biker gang in the restaurant while we were there. It is hard to tell though because they look just like regular folk, 
 The thing that really struck me is how much the area around Fujiyoshida reminded me of Flagstaff, Arizona. It was all pine trees and fresh air. 
 The name of the burger place. 
 Coke in glass bottles, Diet Dr. Pepper in cans and A&W Root Beer. Unfortunately, they cost 350 yen, which is about $4.50. I had water...and an Oreo shake.  
 I figured that I would go big, or go home. I ordered the biggest burger that they had available. The deluxe had bacon, avocado, cheese and the rest of the burger fixings. This burger now holds the title for the messiest burger I have eaten. 
 SO good! Unfortunately, it cost the same as a nice steak in the U.S.
 A case of Americana. They had a CSI shot glass, I love NY mints, a few other shotglasses and a few baseballs with Yankee logos. 
 ...don't forget the presidential peppermints. Did anyone else know that they made these? Was his election that historic that we needed to remember it in mint form? Although, it is sitting 3 inches away from a pottery hamburger, so I guess that shows how important it is to these folks right?
As we were leaving, we saw a Bentley parked under a tree. Nothing like parking your $200,000 car in the pine needles. 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Tuesday is a Different Kind of Day

Most days go by with relatively little to write about...today was not that day. i don't know what the stars were aligning to do, but today had about 3 or 4 blog-worthy things happen (blog-worthy being a loose term). To start, I was in my small elementary school. After my first class, I saw that all the students were unnecessarily orderly out on the playground. After investigating, I was told that they were playing dodgeball! Dodgeball is evidently one of those things that has transcended national boundaries. There were some twists to make it convenient for playing on a field, but it was dodgeball alright. 
3rd and 4th graders competing ferociously for the glory of being the All Akita Elementary School champions.
The 1st and 2nd graders played a little different variant. I didn't catch the good stuff, but here is the end. They played in a circle. Circle of Death. Maru (Japanese for circle) Muerte (Spanish for death). Tri-lingual name game here. 

I taught a Christmas lesson to the 4th graders today. Upon reviewing the list of Christmas words, I realized how difficult it is to explain Christmas-y things. Think about stockings...socks...that you hang on the fire until candy comes. I didn't do a good job of clarifying it for them, but what can you do? I ate lunch with the 4th graders, and they asked me if I knew about chapurin. They meant Charlie Chaplin, I discerned this from the mustache, hat and cane imitation. As lunch was winding down, I was folding up my milk carton when a funny thing happened. I left the straw in, and as the air exited the carton, I launched a stream of leftover milk into the air about 7 feet. I immediately laughed and looked around to see if anyone else saw. There was one little girl with wide eyes that was laughing along with me, the other 12 students had no idea. 

In my 5th grade class, we played a game of charades. I let the kids choose their own names in English. These were the best that they could come up with. Team Fairy and Team Angels. The class is 60% boys. 
 You can see that I awarded Team Angels 10,000 points. I don't really remember what it was for. 
 I went to a discount grocery store while I was waiting to meet some people. The store is called Trial...perhaps because it is like a super-packed dollar store. In other words, it's like every Asian market in Chinatown across the world. In any case, they had Natural Hardwood Smoked Bacon. Nice right? I figured it was worth a shot. It actually tasted like regular bacon if you cooked it and left it on the country until it got cold. Not too shabby for Japan! 
 Another seeming by-product of America. I don't think I have ever seen corn this giant. 
 In the beer aisle, I found this. Now I am no expert, but this seems a little small for a beer...am I right? 
This picture pretty much sums up everything you need to know about Trial Bargain Store.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

One of Many

Get ready, the avalanche starts here. What can I tell you? I took a junkload of pictures and now you get to see them all!
 First off is the newest addition to my life - Suzy.
 She is 12 years old
 She has 51,000km (about 30,000 miles)
And today I blinged it out with a new steering wheel cover, air freshener and car chargers. 
 Saturday I took a trip into Tokyo to the busiest train station in the entire world. Shinjuku Station is in the heart of Tokyo and saw 3.64 million...let me say again MILLION people per day. This place is huge. It has over 200 exits. Imagine a stadium mixed with an airport and make it huge.
 3.6 million! Imagine the population of the state of Utah passing through one place per day.
 The traffic was much heavier later, this was relatively light. 
 Just par for the course.

 Walking along to the hotel, I saw this Torii gate that just popped out of nowhere. 
 Torii mark the entrances to shrines like this one. 
The wonderful accommodations in downtown Tokyo! 
 Fancy right?
Of course, the tea set is good.  
 Looking back toward the door.
They did give us sweet robes to wear...I must admit that I look mighty fine in this fashion! 
 Look at this tub, absurdly small. Mold was growing as near as I could tell, and the bathroom had an aire of a 1950's locker room. 
 I am not sure what this is. It is probably a fire suppressant, but I think it is the ooze that gives ninja turtles their powers...it is Japan after all. 
 Outside a train station/mall. 
T.G.I.Fridays. 
 Sometimes cars look stupid, often they look stupid in Japan. 
There were about a dozen of these streets on our way to dinner.  
There are a mindboggling amount of shops and restaurants.  
 A poster for the new Three Musketeers movie. I cant tell if it looks more stupid (if possible) in Japanese writing. 
 The Fire House. I don't know how to get back there, but I know that this is sweet greasy salvation.
A look inside. The menu was in English, and Jason Aldean was playing over the radio.  
A greasy grill top cooking burgers.  
Sweet heavenly pork products! I found bacon! Amazing! It was pretty expensive, but it tasted like BACON! Totally worth it! 
You can see a big old bowl of ranch on the left. I had to close my eyes because this beauty was so delectable.
 No surprise that it is Zagat Rated.
Hamburger chairs! 
 Can you see the joy in my eyes?
To finish part 1, look at this kitten. KITTENS! Notice the advisory on the left..."applying make-up on the train may be bothersome to others." I will remember that.