Showing posts with label thanksgiving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thanksgiving. Show all posts

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving and a Sudden Fall Festival

Today, as you all know, is Thanksgiving Day. Being in Japan, Thanksgiving was just a Thursday for me. Luckily, I was at an elementary school. I was able to indoctrinate some first graders into the best part of Thanksgiving traditions. We made hand turkeys. We also talked about what we were thankful for. 

Some folks have commented on my only understanding 2 percent of wherever I am comment. While it remains one of the funnier things I have said, it is quite accurate. I realized earlier this week how many times a day I am surprised. Sometimes the surprises are good (like the one today), and sometimes the surprises are bad (like 1/4 school lunches). Not speaking the language or understanding the world around me, I get surprised a lot. I suppose that surprise volleyball games and choir festivals give the spice to living in Japan. Today I went to work to find an invitation on my desk written in Japanese and in crayon. I was able to deduce that it was for a Fall Festival being hosted by the second graders in the school gym...
 Included on the announcement was an advertisement for delicious pork soup (in Japanese). The soup was surprisingly good. Tofu, pork, potatoes, daikon and carrots. They handed me the bowl, but I still had no real idea what this thing was.
 I ate my soup happily because I saw everyone else eating as well. 
 Some parents came to help.
 This game was like memory. I played (and won) for the prize of origami. 
 He is getting ready to officiate the game.
 This was one of the coolest games. It was darts without darts. They had a felt bullseye on the wall, which you threw these little seeds at. I was hesitant that it would work, but these things flew straight and stuck to the target. I got a bullseye, which earned me a laminated card with fall leaves. 
 It was indicated to me that I could not participate in this game, which was a tunnel crawl. 
 I can't imagine why...
 These are the 2nd graders officiating the game.
 A very stereotypical Japanese pose. 
 You may thing that the person in between the two kids is another second grader. False. It is an old lady. She is extraordinarily tiny. 
 I didn't really understand this game. They just had me pick a stick out of a box. The stick I chose was covered in green tape. They seemed excited by that, so I got a prize. This prize was a collection of leaves on a piece of paper with a face drawn on it. 
They had bowling at this game. I didn't do as well as I would have liked to. This little boy in the red asks me every week to pick him up by my bicep.
 They are setting up the bottles for my performance in bowling. Spoiler alert: I did win a medal. 
 Fishing game. The fish had paperclips and you went "fishing" with a rolled up newspaper, string and a magnet. In the end, you could keep what you caught.
 Oh snap! There is my super awesome medal I won for my bowling skills...although it could have been an award for being the tallest person in the room. 
While you are eating your thanksgiving turkey and leftovers, consider that this was my thanksgiving meal for the day. Onion, seaweed and tofu soup, rice and sukiyaki with an egg roll. Not bad as far as school lunch goes, but definitely pales in comparison to a thanksgiving spread. 

As for Thanksgiving as a holiday, this one is very different than any other thanksgiving I have celebrated. This is potentially the only Thankgiving I will spend away from family and home. Being in Japan has shown me quite a lot that I am thankful for. I am thankful for kind people that I meet everyday, who are patient with my lack of language ability. I am thankful for the kids I teach, they are extraordinarily cute. I am thankful for my family and friends that make me want to go back to America. I am very thankful for America, and the great opportunity it was to have grown up there. 

Among all of the Occupy Wall Street things going on with the "I am the 99%," it seems like we perhaps lost sight of the fact that living in America at this time makes us all the 1%. We are blessed immensely in so many ways. I am thankful for the English language, and that I understand it. 

I have complained in the past about the Japanese garbage system, but I am thankful for it today. I went to pay my bills at the 7-11, so I got my bills and my money and set out. I was cleaning out my car of "burnable garbage" and I went into the store. After I went to the bathroom and was picking out a frosty beverage, I noticed that I couldn't find my bills or my 200ish dollars with which to pay them. I thought I left them in the car so I went out to check. When they weren't there, I retraced my steps and realized that I had accidentally put them in the trash bin. I questioned my resolve and determined that I would dumpster dive for 200 dollars. I did notice as I steeled myself for the plunge that at least 10 of my junior high students were watching me. I opened the cover and prepared to get up to my elbows. Here is why I am thankful...there was no garbage juice, banana peels or other nasty stuff because the trash is meticulously sorted. Also, the trash was recently emptied, so I didn't have to make a fool of myself. An odd thing to be thankful for at the end of an odd Thanksgiving. 

Happy Thanksgiving, enjoy your turkey coma!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Japanese Thanksgiving

Tomorrow is the national holiday of Thanksgiving back in the states (we folks who are abroad get a whole bunch of privileges for being abroad, we get to call the U.S. "the states" and we can call ourselves expats. Jealous much?). Here in Japan, it's just a Thursday. I will teach at Nagasaka Elementary School and pray that we don't eat fish for lunch.

To celebrate Thanksgiving (which is just a reason to stuff your face to the point of a heart attack and/or stroke), the group of English teachers organized an event this past Sunday. We all got together and had a potluck Thanksgiving. The group organizing took care of getting and cooking a few turkeys, and we were responsible for the rest. Not too shabby right? I wish I had taken more pictures, but I was busy eating as much as I could. 
Here you can see the spread of delicious things. The cooler was full of home made ice cream. You can see turkey, mashed potatoes, and other assorted ethnic things that really have no place in the Thanksgiving tradition...like sushi.
You can see right behind the cooler there in a clear bowl my amazing creation of Flakey Jakeys. They were a hit (they better have been because those things were crazy expensive to make). Also, the sacred pumpkin pie from Costco. Yeah. I don't actually like pumpkin. I know you are all going to get on my case for this, but I think that pumpkin is only marginally edible and we go crazy for it because it is so plentiful in America. You know, just because they grow with little to no effort and you can eat it, does not mean that we should. Can is not the same as should. For example see pickled...anything. What world do we live in where if you soak something in vinegar until it tastes like pungent doom makes it better. All preserved and canned fishes (I mean whole, I would never speak ill of tuna) is in the same boat (fishing joke). I'm looking at you sardines.  
My plate. You can see KFC fried chicken, croissant, turkey, mac and cheese, 3 kinds of mashed potatoes and some Spanish (from Spain) traditional potato pancake thing. When I asked if it was related to the latke, I was met with blank stares. Clearly nobody else watched the Judaism episode of Rugrats. Also featured is apparently the one British food that isn't awful. It is hidden, but it was like pigs in a blanket with delicious spiced sausage in it. A girl from England made it, so it's legit. Actually, all of the ethnic foods were brought by ethnic(esque) people. The croissants were made in Japan though. 
 Ah. The cheesebugers. I know you have been dying for this story. I hear you, and I give you this tale. We have heard of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," but this is the story of "How the Irish Didn't Get Thanksgiving." 

Once upon a windy and warbly night,
English speakers gathered in a country far removed from England's sight.
In the nation of the rising sun, 
the people gathered for the best American holiday...or at least the most delicious one. 
The tables were fraught with dishes from home.
Potatoes, macaroni and cheese, pumpkin pie, ice cream and a turkey complete with wishbone.
Among our party-goers were two from the emerald island,
who, never having heard the details of the American tradition, didn't quite understand.
In their haste to share with all,
they hastened their way to the oh-so-sacred American food hall. 
What they brought to share
they went to the store, ordered placed in a bag with the utmost care. 
In their minds they reasoned,
"What food best captures the idea of this American holiday season?"
The answer, as you have already seen,
was to bring a bag of cheeseburgers from McDonald's, where they had previously been. 
Personally, not wanting to reject their offering by being hasty, 
dug into a sweet hamburger that turned out to be extraordinarily tasty. 

Now, if you read between the lines, you will get what really happened there. A couple of Irish JETs wanted to contribute, but not cook. They went to McDonald's and got some cheeseburgers. Personally, I think it was a great idea. Hamburgers are delicious any day of the week.